Brazil just stopped a Molotov-fueled mess at a Lady Gaga concert
Turns out, chaos isn’t couture and terrorism isn’t a trend
Rebellion isn’t blowing stuff up to Chromatica beats
This wasn’t activism—it was a failed fanfic with explosives
TikTok clout chasing meets Joker wannabes, and it nearly ended in tragedy
Lady Gaga kept serving while dodging disaster like a pro
Kids deserve fan clubs, not bomb plots
Stay iconic, not idiotic
