Jake Gagain just dropped a reality check harder than a market crash Bitcoin hodlers, beware: your biggest risk isn’t volatility, it’s blunt force trauma. That’s right, 2025’s bull run brought not just gains, but goons.

🔒 This isn’t crypto winter, it’s crypto crimewave. Cold wallets are hot targets, and some folks are skipping phishing emails and going straight to pipe wrenches.

• 35+ physical attacks hodl turned hostile
• Ledger bros turning into Ledger bandits
• “Not your keys” now includes your teeth

Forget FTX or rug pulls the real threat is IRL. If your cousin knows your seed phrase, maybe sleep with one eye open. Because in this market, decentralization won’t save your collarbone.

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