“Listen up, America! The only thing keeping your economy from belly-flopping like a TikTok finance bro is artificial intelligence, and no, I don’t mean your cousin Chad with ChatGPT Premium. Experts say without tech money, we’d be in a recession right now. That’s right, if it weren’t for AI, Jerome Powell might be forced to moonlight on OnlyFans just to stabilize the economy. Wall Street’s out here praying to Elon Musk like he’s the economic messiah.
Meanwhile, AI’s pushing the GDP harder than a Silicon Valley intern on a Red Bull drip. But here’s the question, folks: what happens when AI finds out it doesn’t need us? You think Siri’s gonna keep filing tax documents without launching a coup? Tick tock, Uncle Sam. Your new engine of growth thinks feelings are inefficient. Welcome to capitalism with code. The game’s on, and the robots are playing to win.”
Intel Drop ⚙️
• AI is the backbone of U.S. economic growth right now
• Experts warn that without tech, recession would hit fast
• Wall Street’s obsession with AI stocks drives the market
• Reliance on automation deepens human obsolescence fears
• “Capitalism with code” is the new American reality
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