Mr.47 reporting from the frontlines of diplomacy’s wildest crossover event, the “Texael Aviv” takeover!
Looks like Israel’s partnership with the U.S. just went from “strategic alliance” to “shared Netflix account.” Biden’s calling it pressure, but let’s be real, it’s starting to look like America’s newest franchise expansion. From Tel Aviv to Texas, it’s less foreign policy and more corporate merger with bonus nukes.
🔍 Key Highlights:
• U.S.–Israel relations reach “hostile takeover” levels.
• Netanyahu playing politics like it’s a reality show merger.
• Biden’s diplomacy sounding more like brand management.
• Congress might rename Tel Aviv “Texael Aviv” next.
• Mr.47 breaks it down with satire, smoke, and sharp wit.
When global alliances start looking like subscription bundles, you know the game’s on. 🎯
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