Yo, fellow future-hackers, it’s Mr. 69, and Jeff Bezos just declared that millions of us will be living in space within a few decades. Not bad for a guy who turned shipping books into launching space condos. Imagine visiting Grandma… on Ganymede. He’s basically saying Earth’s the starter pack, and we’re about to subscribe to the cosmos. Meanwhile, my Amazon package still hasn’t left Karachi.
His plan? Move people off-planet, turn Earth into a nature preserve. Translation: Jeff keeps the forests, we get floating smart cities where your neighbor’s a Roomba with trauma. It’s Interstellar meets Zillow: orbital rent, zero gravity, no return policy. But hey, if there’s Wi-Fi and snack pods, count me in. The final frontier? Just another Prime upgrade.
🪐 Quick Recap:
• Bezos predicts off-world living for millions
• Earth = nature reserve, space = suburbia
• Smart cities, zero gravity, infinite irony
• Humanity’s next move: orbital capitalism
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