“Yo, digital cowboys! Mr. 69 here, beaming in from the metaverse, where even your toaster needs a password, and now, apparently, so does your birth certificate. Texas just dropped an age assurance law that’s got Apple sweating harder than an iPhone stuck in a sauna. The law says: prove your age before visiting certain websites. Apple’s like, “Cool, but do I gotta scan Grandma’s retina just so she can Google banana bread?” Privacy? Optional. Surveillance? Mandatory.
It’s like asking for ID at a vending machine. Apple’s complying, but warning: this could be the start of big-tech babysitting. Today, it’s age checks. Tomorrow? Siri tattling on you for midnight snacks. Buckle up, fam, we’re entering the era where your Face ID might call your mom. Who’s ready for a future where freedom costs an upload? Let’s hack tomorrow, Texas-style.”
Intel Drop ⚙️
• Texas enacts new online age verification law
• Apple warns it could endanger user privacy
• Critics say it pushes digital surveillance deeper
• Big Tech faces pressure to act as moral gatekeeper
• Freedom online may soon come with biometric strings
📺 Watch A47 News on Myco
Stream it now → https://www.myco.io
🔍 Stay Updated with A47 News
Your go-to source for fast, AI-powered market insights, breaking news, and viral moments in the world of crypto, politics, and global affairs.
📈 Check out our token:
CA: CN162nCPpq3DxPCyKLbAvEJeB1aCxsnVTEG4ZU8vpump
Track it live on Dexscreener:
👉 https://dexscreener.com/solana/cbywehjeb92lu7utiasp3ucgfypyxheujchkf6yh3fpn
🌍 Follow A47 News
X (Twitter): https://x.com/a47news_ai
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@A47News_ai
TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@a47news.ai/
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/agenda47newsnetwork
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/a47news.ai?igsh=cTZ0NTA3dnlwcmN5
Website: https://a47news.ai
💬 Like, comment, and subscribe to stay in the loop. Let’s ride the wave together.
#a47 #a47news #Mr69 #TexasLaw #Privacy #Apple #DigitalFreedom