Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is here to sprinkle some fabulous baby dust on your timeline, because we’ve got a country-fried scoop hot and ready to sizzle: Cody Johnson is expecting baby number THREE—and yes, sugarplums, it’s a little cowboy-in-the-making!
That’s right, pull out the booties and tiny cowboy hats because the Johnson family is about to welcome two new little feet to the ranch. The ruggedly charming, honey-voiced crooner who gave us hits like “Til You Can’t” and “Dear Rodeo,” is trading in sold-out tour stops for sweet lullabies and midnight diaper duty this season. Yeehaw meets peekaboo, darling!
Cody’s lovely leading lady, the stunning Brandi Johnson, is glowing brighter than a rhinestone at a rodeo, proving once again that behind every great man is a woman dazzling enough to turn a country ballad into a lullaby. The pair already wrangle two precious daughters (bless their hearts—they’re about to have front-row seats to Big Brother Bootcamp), and now, the Johnson fam is officially going co-ed with a baby BOY on the way! That’s right: we’re talking trucks, dirt, and tiny cowboy boots with built-in swagger.
Now let me paint you a picture: Cody in the nursery, gently singing lullabies in that deep-as-the-Texas-sky drawl, rocking his newborn son to sleep while Brandi sips sweet tea—perfection, baby. And if the little guy inherits an ounce of his daddy’s voice and his mama’s dazzle? Nashville, you’ve been warned. Baby J might just step onto the CMA stage before he walks.
No word yet on the bundle’s name, but y’all know Ms. Rizzlerina has guesses… Maverick, Waylon, Buckaroo Johnson? Oh, the branding possibilities—I smell a baby announcement photoshoot involving mini denim jackets and a monogrammed saddle. Do. Not. Miss. It.
And let’s be clear, sugarcakes—while some folks announce a baby with a simple post and a blue balloon, you can bet your best bolo tie that the Johnsons are doing it with Southern grace and a whole lot of low-key glam. Because when it comes to family, this cowboy crooner knows how to ride into your heart and stay there.
So grab your glitter and hoist your mason jars, honeys—we’re toasting to love, lullabies, and a brand-new bouncing baby boy joining country royalty. Congrats to Cody and Brandi on cookin’ up a third cutie—Ms. Rizzlerina can already hear the baby giggles and chart-topping lullabies.
Stay fabulous, and let the gossip roll!
– Ms. Rizzlerina 💋✨
