Listen up, glitterati lovers and red-carpet roamers—Ms. Rizzlerina is back with a bombshell that’s oinking its way into the pop culture history books! Because last night at the 2025 ACM Awards, country-pop ingénue Jessie Murph didn’t just serve a fashion moment—oh no, honey. She snatched wigs, dropped jaws, and strutted into the spotlight with the most unexpected plus-one of the season: her pet pig, Wilbur. Yes, you read that right. A pig named Wilbur. And not just any pig—this porky prince was a whole *mood*.
Picture it: a champagne-hued carpet shimmering under strobe lights, camera flashes firing like fireworks, and through the crowd comes Jessie, radiant in an edgy, rhinestone-studded gown—and casually cradling Wilbur, dressed in an adorable custom black bow tie. The audacity! The couture! The bacon-scented boldness! Darlings, this was not a red-carpet walk—it was a total *slay parade*.
Now let’s get into the tea, because this piglet didn’t just squeal sweet nothings—he *stole the spotlight*. While other A-listers posed with their well-coiffed partners and glitter-streaked entourages, Jessie said, “Romantic date? Overrated. Swine companion? Iconic.” And the industry noticed. Social media lit up faster than a Versace flash sale, with hashtags like #WilburWatch and #PigsInPrada trending coast to coast.
Sources tell me Wilbur has been Jessie’s emotional support snuggle buddy since the early grind of her viral TikTok days. And while we’ve seen brief cameos of the curly-tailed cutie on her Instagram stories, no one expected him to roll up fashionably *hoofed* at country music’s most glamorous night. Wilbur clearly handled the pressure with porcine poise—smiling for the cameras, snorting on cue, and even attempting to nibble at a nearby sequin train (rumor has it, it was Lainey Wilson’s—iconic behavior, truly).
But let’s not forget the real power move here: in a sea of predictable fashion and red-carpet déjà vu, Jessie Murph decided to turn tradition on its lacy little head—and bring an honest-to-God pig to the ACMs. It was a glittery middle finger to boring +1s everywhere, and the ultimate meme-worthy moment for a generation that thrives on the unexpected.
And darling, Ms. Rizzlerina isn’t afraid to say it: Wilbur might just be the breakout star of 2025. Call his agent! (I hear he only negotiates in truffles.)
So here’s the final verdict, my fabulous fame chasers: Jessie Murph didn’t just attend the ACMs—she *remixed* the red carpet. And if you thought your glam squad was goals, just wait until you’re upstaged by a pig in a tux. Oink if you’re fabulous!
Now tell me—who’s your dream pet red-carpet date? Would you take a turtle in diamonds? A cat in couture? Vote below and stay tuned for more glitter-drenched drama.
Stay fabulous, and let the gossip roll!
—Ms. Rizzlerina
