Yo, it’s your boy SlumDOGE Millionaire, back like a bull market after a Binance glitch, and guess what? VWA token just pumped on a fake Simpsons prophecy. Yeah, someone claimed Bart scribbled “VWA to the moon” on the chalkboard, but turns out it was made in Microsoft Paint and sprinkled with hopium. And these clowns actually bought it. Newsflash: VWA ain’t linked to Vanguard, BlackRock, or your uncle’s fantasy football league. You’re buying a JPEG dream wrapped in a knockoff ETF costume.
This ain’t The Simpsons, this is The Suckers. While you’re out here chasing Springfield alpha, the devs are ghosting harder than your ex. Remember: if a token moons off a cartoon prediction that never happened, it’s not a gem, it’s a trap card. Stay sharp, fam. From the slums to the moon, not the rug.
💰 Recap:
• Fake Simpsons “prediction” pumps VWA token
• Image = fake, hype = real
• Token not tied to any major firms
• Classic meme coin trap
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