🎬 Darlings, gather ’round and clutch your rhinestone-encrusted remotes — because Ms. Rizzlerina is here to deliver the cinematic TEA hotter than a double-shot espresso with no almond milk in sight. While 2025 has dazzled us with box office brilliance and red carpet revolutions, it’s time we sashay into the other side of Hollywood’s glitter-stained mirror: The Worst Movies of 2025… so far. Yes, sugar, even in a year brimming with blockbuster brilliance, a few tragic little flops have wobbled in, smudging mascara and plotlines alike.
Let’s dim the lights and cue the drama — because these celluloid missteps didn’t just miss the mark, they curled up in sequined defeat and whispered, “Why was I even made?”
🚨 WARNING: What you’re about to read may cause secondhand embarrassment, spontaneous hair flips, and excessive eye rolls.
💔 “Galaxy Bridesmaids”
Imagine, if you will, “Bridesmaids” meets “Star Wars” — and not in a good way. This misguided space-comedy mashup tried to give us cosmic couture and zero-gravity zaniness… but instead left us orbiting confusion. The jokes didn’t land (they floated awkwardly in zero-G), the plot combed the edges of nonsense, and the CGI? Darling, I’ve seen better green screen work on TikTok thirst traps.
🎭 “Method to the Madness”
Oh honey, where do I begin? Jared Leto gave us three hours of unblinking, mumbling “method acting” in a film about a man becoming a method actor. Meta? Yes. Worth the watch? Only if you’re into cinematic self-flagellation. It’s an acting masterclass in how to turn an Oscar winner into a meme — and not the good kind.
🐉 “Dragon High”
It promised to be the “Euphoria” of high fantasy — think glitter, teens, and dragons — but ended up being a flaming mess of melodrama, bad wigs, and dialogue so cringe you could hear Gen Z collectively hitting “skip.” The dragons deserved better. We all did.
💔 “The Emoji Movie 2: Viral Vengeance”
Yes, they made another one. No, it didn’t need to happen. This sequel tried to stay “with the times” with TikTok dances, half-baked influencer cameos, and a storyline about cancel culture that should’ve been canceled by the writers’ room. Not even the Gen Alpha crowd could pretend to care — and they watch people eat slime for fun. So, let that sink in.
🔥 “Crypto Cowboys”
Y’all… imagine a Western where everyone speaks in NFT slang and trades horse rides for blockchain tokens. Sound confusing? It was. Even the tumbleweeds walked out halfway through. Not even the shirtless Hemsworth cameo could save this crypto-clunky car crash of a concept.
💅 Honorable Mention for Glorified Mediocrity: “Dating Deathmatch”
A dating show turned thriller flick that somehow starred Shailene Woodley, Machine Gun Kelly, and a haunted villa in Spain. Sounds intriguing? It wasn’t. By the third plot twist involving ghost catfishers and cursed engagement rings, I was emotionally ghosted by the screenplay.
✨ Now darlings, before the Twitter threads start forming and Letterboxd warriors sharpen their claws, let’s remember — even the flops serve a purpose. Without the flops, how could we truly cherish the FABULOUS? Like a sequin that falls from a gown, these films took the tumble so the cinematic stars could shine brighter.
I want to hear from YOU! Drop your worst film experience of 2025 in the comments. Did I leave out a disasterpiece? Spill that tea! And as always…
Stay dazzling, keep your popcorn salty, and your movie standards even saltier. 💋
With love and a perfectly arched brow,
Ms. Rizzlerina
