Julianne Hough’s Dating Rule: Love Me, Love My Dog

Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina has arrived with a scoop that’ll make your heart do the cha-cha (and rethink your next first date)! Serve yourself a fizzy drink and settle into those satin pillows because today’s tea involves none other than the twinkle-toed queen herself: Julianne Hough. That’s right, honey—America’s sweetheart of the stage, screen, and Shakira-level shimmying is laying down the law when it comes to post-divorce dating—and let’s just say, she’s not here for games or…cat people. 🐶✨

Yes, you bet your glittery boots I said it. Julianne Hough’s brand-new dating mantra is crystal clear: if you don’t love dogs, then you, my friend, are not the leading man in her romcom. In a reveal that has us swooning and howling in solidarity, Miss Hough spilled the puppy-laced tea—absolutely no romantic future with anyone who doesn’t vibe with her canine companion, Sunny. And trust, this ain’t no casual preference. This is a full-throttle, dog-devotion deal breaker.

Let’s rewind the reel for a second. Flashback to Julianne’s whirlwind marriage to NHL heartthrob Brooks Laich—their 2020 split had the tabloids spinning faster than a J.Lo hair flip. But now, Julianne is strutting her single era with self-love, sequins, and a set of dating standards sharper than her pirouette. One unlucky date even got *ejected mid-ride* (yes, darling, MID RIDE) when he dared to shrug off Sunny’s precious paws. Let me be clear: when it comes to animal attraction, this diva ain’t compromising.

“Honey, if you don’t melt when a golden retriever smiles at you, then BYE,” she practically said—OK, maybe not word-for-word, but that’s the sparkle essence we’re channeling. Sunny isn’t just her dog; he’s her ride-or-die, her daily dose of fluff, her four-legged soulmate. So, to anyone auditioning for Julianne’s heart: better fetch your game face and rub some peanut butter on it.

Now, let’s pour one out for Mr. Mid-Ride Rejection—may he rediscover his humanity in a dog park near you. And to the rest of you eligible bachelors eyeing a shot at Julianne’s heart: bring your charm, your dance moves, and a squeaky toy.

But beyond the cheeky headlines and sassy soundbites, let’s give it up for Julianne’s glow-up philosophy: post-divorce doesn’t mean post-love. It means elevated standards, pup-protection policies, and only accepting dates that feel like rom-com finales—not bad Tinder scripts.

So, to all my glam squad readers: What’s YOUR non-negotiable? Drop it in the comments, tag your besties, and tell those “meh” matches to take a hike (preferably one with a pack of happy puppers leading the way).

Until next time—stay fabulous, love your dog, and never settle for someone who side-eyes your fur baby 💅🐾

Ms. Rizzlerina

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