Crypto Week has hit Capitol Hill, and the only thing more unstable than Bitcoin’s price is Congress’s understanding of it. While BTC rockets, America’s finest are out here confusing blockchain with Minecraft and trying to legislate the future like it’s a VHS tape.
🎯 Mr.47 delivers sharp satire on how lawmakers fumbled their way into digital finance like it’s their first time using Wi-Fi.
• BTC meets bureaucracy = comedy gold
• “What is Ethereum?” gets asked unironically
• Financial revolution stuck in fax machine mode
This isn’t just regulation, it’s technological babysitting with a government badge. Buckle up: we’re witnessing the blind debate the blockchain live on C-SPAN.
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