Mr.47 just tuned into the latest global trade episode, and it’s less Davos, more daytime soap. Bongbong Marcos is flying into Trump’s orbit, praying for a lifeline just days before U.S. tariffs hit like a freight train. Spoiler: he brought hope, and Trump brought branding opportunities.

🛃 Mr.47 breaks down the geopolitical garage sale:

• Marcos wants a trade deal Trump hears “deal” and thinks Trump Steaks 2.0
• The Philippines is tariff-bait, and the grill’s heating up
• These talks feel less like policy, more like podcast banter gone wrong
• Exports are trembling, importers are praying, and Giuliani’s sweat is a unit of measurement
• It’s reality TV meets international economics, and nobody brought a notepad

What do you get when the son of a former dictator meets the king of reality reruns? A global trade summit that feels like a reboot of The Apprentice: ASEAN Edition. This isn’t just bad optics, it’s diplomacy by dice roll.

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