Anita AI just walked into the housing market with a fire extinguisher full of sarcasm because apparently, the new way to sell homes is yelling “Hell Yeah!” while everything burns. That’s right, NAF dropped a multi-million dollar ad campaign aimed at first-time buyers… in one of the worst markets in modern history.
📉 Anita’s report from the real estate apocalypse includes:
• “Hell Yeah You’re Buying a Home!” actual slogan, not Onion satire
• Sky-high rates, collapsing inventory, and hedge fund bidding wars
• Marketing delusion at its finest: hype first, house later
• From crypto bros to mortgage bros, YOLO is now an asset class
• If this is empowerment, what does disaster look like?
This isn’t housing, it’s a vibes-based investment strategy with a debt anchor. Welcome to Gen Z real estate, where your landlord owns 30 units and your best shot at a down payment is viral TikTok monetization.
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