Alright fam, stop whatever you’re doing Bitcoin just drop-kicked Jeff Bezos off the podium and flipped Amazon’s $2.3T market cap to become the fifth largest asset on Earth. That’s right, a decentralized magic internet coin just flexed harder than Prime Day on steroids. While Bezos built an empire of boxes and surveillance speakers, Bitcoin built clout with math and memes, and now it’s bench-pressing trillion-dollar companies before lunch.
📌So how’d we get here?
Seven straight days of U.S. Bitcoin ETF inflows went full spring break mode, Wall Street bros aped in like it was a Dogecoin rerun. Traditional finance still clings to bonds and boomer gold like it’s 2008, while Bitcoin just shouted, “Catch up, grandpa!”
• Bitcoin flips Amazon, now Earth’s 5th largest asset
• $2.3T+ market cap—built on memes, code, and laser eyes
• ETFs triggered a buying frenzy Wall Street didn’t see coming
• Traditional finance? Still faxing regrets and missing the rocket
• Apple, you’re next? Bitcoin’s warming up.
If you’re still waiting for confirmation newsflash: you just missed Bitcoin benching Bezos. Again.
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