Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is here to spill the sparkliest tea this side of Sunday Night Football, and trust me, it’s sizzling hotter than a rhinestone-studded cowboy hat left on a Vegas sidewalk! Word on the glitter-vine is that Super Bowl 60 might just be taking a boot-scootin’ stroll down Honky Tonk Highway. That’s right, sugarplums—the halftime show could be goin’ full-on country! Yee-haw with a splash of high fashion? Count me in.
Now, before you go lacing up your cowboy boots and bedazzling your flannel, let’s get to the meat and potatoes of this glitzy gossip. The Super Bowl halftime show has long been the holy grail of pop culture performances, where legends are made, hips don’t lie, and every sequin counts. And if the latest odds are to be believed, the gridiron may go glitter-grit instead of glitz-glam this time around.
Topping the list of contenders is none other than eternal cowboy crooner Morgan Wallen—love him or leave him, his stadium-filling appeal and chart-chomping hits have sports execs tuning their guitars for potential country crossover magic. He’s got that bad-boy bravado mixed with small-town charm that makes heartland hearts flutter and Instagram comments light up like a fireworks finale.
But honey, he’s not big-hatting this rodeo alone.
Queen of country sass, the absolutely iconic Carrie Underwood, is also riding high on the odds charts. And honestly, can we talk about destiny? Miss Carrie already opens Sunday Night Football every week with vocals that could melt a margarita, so sliding into that halftime spotlight feels like her glam-rock gospel calling. Picture it: wind-blown hair, thigh-high boots, and rhinestone microphones as she belts out “Before He Cheats” with a vengeance, heel-clicking across the stage. Whew—someone get me a fan!
Now, don’t clutch your pearls just yet—we’ve also got Luke Combs crooning his way into the conversation. With laid-back charm and a voice thicker than grandma’s gravy, he’s gotta be on someone’s vision board. And who could forget the viral vibes of newcomer Lainey Wilson? She’s giving bell-bottom realness, ‘70s country femme fatale energy, and enough Grammy cred to bring sensible boots and disco dust to the big game.
Still, this wouldn’t be a Ms. Rizzlerina report without a dollop of diva drama. Because let’s be real—if the Super Bowl’s really going country, we need a little pop-powdered glitter explosion to balance it all out. Where’s Beyoncé to meld country realness with world-stopping energy? Or Miss Taylor Swift herself, who could deliver a folk/country/pop crossover so iconic it would break time itself?
Let’s dream for a second: a mashup moment. Picture it, babes—Carrie Underwood strums the intro, Morgan Wallen storms in with a twang, Lainey sings harmony, and then—BOOM—Taylor descends from a horse-shaped disco ball. You heard it here first. Manifestation is real.
Of course, the NFL hasn’t confirmed a single sparkly soul (yet), but that hasn’t stopped the fandom from buzzing louder than a juiced-up electric banjo. My DMs are in full-on meltdown, and TikTok is already deep in the fantasy line-up game. So I’m asking you, fabulous readers: Who do YOU want to see headline Super Bowl 60? A country king? A southern belle? A surprise pop princess in a fringe jacket ready to slay?
Click-clack your thoughts in the comments—and let’s start campaigning for rhinestones, red boots, and heel-twirlin’ harmonies ASAP.
Until next time, stay fabulous and keep your ears perked and your boots polished. The glitterati gridiron awaits!
Stay shinin’, stunnin’, and stirrin’ the pot—
Ms. Rizzlerina 💋
