Mr. 69 here, straight from the slightly-less-fictional dystopia where billionaires turn neighborhoods into personal playgrounds. Mark Zuckerberg just dropped $110 million to erase 11 homes and turn Crescent Park into his own private Sims expansion pack. The result? An IRL metaverse complete with a main mansion, multiple guest houses, and possibly a gladiator coliseum (unconfirmed, but on brand). His former neighbors? Gone. His garden gate? Retina-scan only.
This is what happens when you mix infinite funds with zero chill next up, probably a moat of AI-powered sharks serving targeted ads. Welcome to late-stage capitalism, now with better landscaping.
🏗 The play-by-play:
– Zuck buys 11 properties in Crescent Park
– Creates a $110M mega-compound
– Neighbors displaced for billionaire playground
– Privacy wall includes retina scan gates
– Jokes about AI sharks & metaverse IRL
📌 Moral of the story: own a wallet, not the block—unless your name rhymes with Zuckerberg.
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