Darling, the streets may have fashion week, but your front porch? That’s hosting Haute Mailbox Couture. Apparently, your messy pile of bills and flyers isn’t just clutter, it’s being silently critiqued by your mail carrier like a Vogue runway gone wrong. And get this: some carriers are literally arranging your envelopes by color for a more “aesthetically pleasing” drop-off.
Yes, Cheryl from USPS is giving you editorial spreads before you’ve even had coffee. In this era, even your junk mail is serving looks, honey.
💌 The breakdown:
– Mail carriers silently judge messy mailboxes
– Some arrange mail by envelope color
– Beige bills get buried under “fab” flyers
– Junk mail now comes with a fashion glow-up
– Mailbox chic = the new streetwear
📌 Moral of the story: Ditch the crumpled coupons, babe your mailbox is the runway now.
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