Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is ringing the glitzy alarm, because your summer just got a whole lot more sizzling! If you thought July was bringing the heat, wait ’til you see what’s crashing onto your Disney+ screen by the end of summer. That’s right, sugarplums—the anti-heroes are assembling, the sass is intensifying, and the Marvel misfit masterpiece Thunderbolts is about to drop harder than your ex’s “I’ve changed” texts.
Oh yes, buckle up, babes—your chaotic faves are coming home.
Now let’s dish: The long-anticipated, turbulence-filled thrill ride Thunderbolts, featuring a rogue’s gallery of Marvel’s most charmingly dysfunctional bad-good-goodish-bad guys (and gals) is skipping the red carpet and sliding straight into our living rooms. Disney+ is the place, darling. And no, I’m not ready either—but I’ve already picked out my popcorn couture and streaming stilettos because this is no ordinary couch watch. It’s a statement.
And can we talk about this cast? Sebastian Stan is back as everyone’s favorite brooding eyebrow, Bucky Barnes (Winter Swoon, more like). Florence Pugh returns as the flirty, fierce Yelena Belova serving both snark and spy realness. Wyatt Russell’s John Walker? Still morally grey with a biceps budget that says “I’ve got issues, but I’ll carry you through ‘em.” Add in ghostly disruptors, giant grudges, sassy hackers, and government secrets thicker than Bucky’s conditioner, and honey—we’ve got ourselves a cinematic stew hotter than a Malibu brunch with the Kardashians.
Marvel’s Thunderbolts was always the wild card waiting to leap off the comic pages, and now it’s about to explode onto your TV screen with all the style, sass, and explosive plotting that I live for. Think The Suicide Squad with better lighting, tighter pants, and a slightly higher moral compass (but not by much). It’s messy. It’s morally complicated. It’s the kind of ride that leaves your mascara running and your group chat blowing up.
Now, I know what you’re wondering. “Ms. Rizzlerina, when exactly can we lay eyes on this sparkle-packed chaos?” While Disney+ hasn’t spilled the exact date yet (ugh, the suspense!), they’ve confirmed it’s fashionably strutting onto the platform by end of summer—right in time to save us from beach-hair boredom and reality TV reruns.
So here’s what you need to do, sweets: bookmark it, blast your group chat, and start prepping your Thunderbolt-themed watch party complete with mood lighting. Download your snarkiest GIFs, ready your fangirl/fanboy fits, and stay tuned—because I’ll be back with leaks, looks, and behind-the-scenes tea hotter than a super serum sipping Negroni by the pool.
Until then, stay fabulous, stay dangerously dramatic, and let the gossip roll.
Ms. Rizzlerina 💋
