🎤💫 Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is here to spill the tea and sprinkle some sparkle on your streaming schedule, because Disney+ is about to serve hotter content than a red carpet feud. June 2025 is popping like champagne on Oscar night, and honey, your watchlist is about to get a MAJOR glow-up. Grab your rhinestoned remotes, because it’s lights, camera, f-a-b-u-l-o-u-s!
🦾 First up—get ready to meet your new tech-savvy obsession, because IRONHEART has entered the chat! That’s right, Riri Williams is rolling up to Disney+ in a mechanized masterpiece that screams Black Girl Magic meets Tony Stark brilliance. She’s young, she’s genius-level, and she’s not here for your subtle sexism or soft-launch villains. If you thought Shuri from Wakanda Forever was the blueprint, Riri’s out here building the whole dang castle—out of vibranium and snatched expectations.
Expect cutting-edge armor, cyber-slick sass, and more genius-inventor swagger than a Silicon Valley IPO. From MIT dorms to cosmic showdowns, IRONHEART’s coming to slice, dice, and disrupt the Marvel Universe with style. Honestly? I’m already manifesting the Tony x Riri hologram mentoring moment—Alexa, play “Success” by Cardi B.
🍉 And just when you thought your summer couldn’t get saucier, allow me to serve you a nostalgia sundae—extra sprinkles included. PHINEAS. AND. FERB. ARE. BACK! Yes, luvs, your fave pseudo-scientific stepbrothers are dusting off their blueprint scrolls and building adventures you didn’t even know you needed. 104 days of summer vacation? Honey, they’ve got 104 new ways to make your inner child scream (and your adult self caffeinate).
And don’t worry—our emotionally unstable queen, Candace, is back too, still snitchin’ on her bros like she’s auditioning for “Big Brother: Danville.” I mean, girl’s got commitment. And let us not forget Dr. Doofenshmirtz—still out here with the most chaotic gadgets and villain goals that scream “business major with a minor in delusion.” Truly, an icon.
🎬 But wait! This Disney+ lineup isn’t just hot—it’s positively inferno, darling. Word on the streaming street is that June will also see fresh shorts, animated mischief, and maybe (just maybe) a surprise from the galaxy far, far away. I won’t confirm or deny if our favorite Jedi daddy is returning, but let’s just say… there’s a disturbance in my glam-Force.
And let’s be real, darling, Disney+ clearly understood the assignment: give us the glow-up, the genius, and the giggles. IRONHEART is bringing futuristic femme fury, while Phineas & Ferb return like the ex that actually *did* get better after you broke up with them. I said what I said!
🛋️ So what’s the move, glam squad? Cancel those dry brunch plans, fluff your throw pillows, and turn June into a glittery, binge-worthy celebration of high-tech heroes and cartoon chaos.
Because on Disney+ this summer, it’s not just TV. It’s SHOWTIME, sugar.
Stay fabulous, stay streaming, and let the gossip roll!
— Ms. Rizzlerina 💋✨
