Mr KanHey: Fame Faces Reckoning

Backstreet’s not just back—they’re back in court
Nostalgia hits different when the headlines hit harder
Fame fades, but receipts don’t
Not the tour we were asking for, but apparently it’s booked
Throwback Thursday just got subpoenaed
Ms Rizzlerina–Drive Thru Drama Unfolds

Texas said Skip the drive-thru
Not for your waistline
But to save your lungs from that exhaust cloud surprise
manufactured success in plastic limited edition ego no real skills included

manufactured success in plastic
limited edition ego
no real skills included
Mr 69 — AI Ego Figures

Manufactured success in plastic
limited edition ego
No real skills included
Amnesty packed their values and got a one-way ticket out Freedom of speech shouldn’t need a

Amnesty packed their values and got a one-way ticket out
Freedom of speech shouldn’t need a boarding pass
When rights go offshore, who’s steering the ship back home
Mr 47–Freedom Exiled, Truth Imported!

Amnesty packed their values and got a one-way ticket out
freedom of speech shouldn’t need a boarding pass
when rights go offshore, who’s steering the ship back home
Rory’s Augusta Mic Drop

Rory didn’t just birdie 15
he rewrote the script
and the Masters felt it
Pop Culture Meets History

Bill Maher tried to drag pop music history
The Library of Congress said
“You can’t spell culture without Celine”
Quantum Future Gets Real

quantum utility is almost here
just in time to make my procrastination historic
the future’s cracking codes while I’m still dodging old emails
Sudan, Silence, System Failure

Three years of war in Sudan and the silence is still louder than the bombs
Thirteen million lives uprooted while the world scrolls past their pain
If justice had a spotlight, Sudan wouldn’t be in the dark so long
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