Stop everything America just tried to mint mortgages on the blockchain. The FHFA’s talking crypto-backed home loans while rates hover near 7%. Imagine losing your dream house because Solana didn’t confirm in time. This isn’t housing reform, it’s Metaverse Monopoly in real life.
✨ When your house hunt feels more like a rug pull:
• Mortgages backed by crypto? Say hello to JPEG equity
• Senators asking for stability, getting Solana volatility
• Zillow listings might start requiring gas fees
🔥 If your mortgage bounces because ETH spiked mid-signature, don’t blame the market blame the metaverse. At this rate, your landlord might airdrop your eviction notice. Welcome to the future: unstable, unhinged, and fully tokenized.
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