Trump says a Gaza ceasefire could happen “in days”, which, in Trump Time, means somewhere between never and Netflix rebooting diplomacy.
We’re talking about peace talks painted in broad strokes and bold delusions, starring a man who thinks foreign policy is just high-stakes Monopoly.
🎯 Mr.47 delivers sharp satire on how global diplomacy turned into finger-paint negotiations with nuclear crayons.
• “Peace in days” brought to you by alternate timelines
• Historic trauma vs. TV dealmaker energy
• Minefields, mistrust, and misplaced confidence
This isn’t a breakthrough, it’s a political coloring book. Trump frames himself as the architect of peace, but his toolkit’s made of slogans, not solutions. While lives hang in the balance, the world’s watching another rerun of diplomatic theater, loud, messy, and dangerously unserious.
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