Russia just told Ukraine to “kindly get out” of Donetsk like it’s an overdue Airbnb checkout. Putin wants every last Ukrainian soldier gone before his buddy brunch with Trump in Alaska. Yes, Alaska, because nothing says “peace” like bald eagles, passive aggression, and snow-capped photo ops. This isn’t diplomacy, it’s Monopoly: Dictator Edition, where Putin’s grabbing territory faster than grandma at a Black Friday clearance sale. And Trump? He’s probably Googling “What is Donetsk?” between ordering matching jackets for the summit.
What we’ve got here isn’t politics, it’s geopolitical cosplay with nukes. Zelenskyy’s already sent in reserves and basically replied with a diplomatic “nyet.” We’re teetering one Cold War reboot away from NATO+ launching its own streaming service.
🎯 Mr.47 delivers a razor-sharp roast on modern power games dressed up as peace talks.
• Alaska as the new “neutral ground”
• Trump and Putin’s photo-op diplomacy
• Monopoly: Dictator Edition at play
• Zelenskyy’s cold “nyet”
• The NATO+ streaming joke that feels too real
When Trump and Putin meet, only two things are certain: facts will take a long holiday, and reality will get annexed. The game’s on, folks, and Putin brought the board.
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