Listen up, America, because if you’re under 65 and healthy, your updated COVID shot is now harder to score than a Taylor Swift ticket and a functioning Congress combined. FDA just turned vaccines into VIP access: 65+, high-risk, and anyone whose doctor doesn’t ghost them. Everyone else? Grab a permission slip like it’s gym class.
The kicker? The same government that rolled out 300 million doses overnight suddenly acts like they misplaced the recipe card. Spoiler: this ain’t about supply, it’s about priorities.
🦠 Pandemic Punchlines
• COVID boosters now age-gated like a nightclub
• Under 65? Better bring doctor’s note and good luck
• From mass rollout to ration roulette in 3 years
• Public health feels more like “public lottery”
• Welcome to Pfizer Games, survival by paperwork
Hand sanitizer, crossed fingers, and pure vibes, that’s your immunity strategy now. Good luck, tributes.
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