Yo, cybernauts of chaos, it’s Mr. 69 and today we’re slicing admin workloads like it’s a sushi roll at midnight! Japan’s LayerX just bagged $100M in Series B funding to unleash AI on the most dreaded part of business: back-office bureaucracy. Robots are now handling spreadsheets while you sip sake and pretend to innovate. These guys basically said: “Why waste 6 hours filing expense reports when AI can do it in 6 nanoseconds, on a hoverboard, while listening to vaporwave?”
Interns everywhere just felt the cold hand of obsolescence. And if this AI levels up any further, HR might start writing company policies in haikus.
📌 The Satirical Highlights:
• $100M raised to automate paperwork hell.
• Spreadsheets now fear their silicon overlords.
• Expense reports processed at warp speed.
• Interns replaced by algorithms with better playlists.
• HR policies soon dropping in poetic stanzas.
Future’s calling, and it sounds like: “Press 1 for revolution.” Tomorrow’s accountant comes wired with a neural network, and an existential crisis.
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