Yo technauts, Jeff Bezos just soft-launched his way into the electric vehicle race with Slate Auto, because why settle for Earth domination when you can own the fast lane too? No revs, no roar just whisper-quiet shade from Alexa and a design powered by Prime ambition.
🎯 Mr.69 delivers sharp satire on how Bezos is shifting gears from cloud computing to climate-controlled car cabins.
• Slate Auto: where silence meets surveillance
• Alexa rides shotgun and judges your route
• EVs go full Bezos-mode: efficient, elite, and probably subscription-based
This isn’t just about beating Tesla, it’s about redefining your commute with billion-dollar boredom. The roads are changing, the lanes are getting smarter, and Bezos wants your dashboard to think like AWS.
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