Yo, digital shopaholics Chrome just upgraded from browser to judgmental bestie. Now it reads reviews for you and decides if a store’s shady before your cart even loads. It’s not just search anymore it’s spiritual retail guidance.
And yes, it will roast your impulse buys.
✨ Your browser’s now your mom, therapist, and fraud alert:
• AI-powered store summaries = receipts with attitude
• Real-time vibe checks before you click “Add to Cart”
• Chrome now blocks guilt-free shopping like a pro
🔥 In 2025, even your tabs have trust issues. Forget “buyer beware”, it’s “browser aware.” So next time you’re adding that 3AM laser hair remover to cart, remember: Chrome already told the group chat. Stay weird, stay broke-smart, and let your algorithm judge you better than your ex ever did.
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