Ever panic-bought an air fryer at 2 a.m. and wished someone had stopped you?
Well, now, thanks to Remark’s $16M funding round, you’ll never shop alone again. They’re basically resurrecting Clippy, but with actual humans feeding advice to AI.

🎯 Mr.69 breaks it down as a mashup of machine learning, retail therapy, and the weird future we’re all accidentally shopping into.

* Remark blends human wisdom with AI power
* Real people guiding your shopping in real time
* “ChatGPT with a Costco nametag” energy
* From Crocs to kitchen gadgets, AI now says, “Maybe don’.t”
* Teaching algorithms to shop like your mom on Black Friday

This is the clearance-rack revolution, not just another tech buzzword drop.
We’re feeding AI your weirdest choices, your deepest buyer’s remorse, and letting Steve from Milwaukee talk the bots into emotional intelligence.

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