Yo future freaks, Mr. 69 here, and guess what? Humanity cracked the AI revolution by giving it banner ads. Koah just raised $5 million to inject capitalism straight into your chatbot’s cortex. Your AI therapist will now pause mid-trauma session to pitch Squarespace. Silicon Valley calls it “the essential monetization layer,” which translates to: “we finally figured out how to ruin it.” Imagine crying to your AI, and suddenly Clippy pops up like, “It looks like you’re depressed, wanna upgrade to Premium Tears™?”
The singularity isn’t here, it’s just YouTube autoplay with more existential dread.
📺 The Ad-diction Highlights:
• Koah raises $5M to put ads in AI chats.
• “Essential monetization layer” = commercialized therapy bot.
• Mid-breakthrough interruptions by Clippy 2.0.
• ChatGPT turning into a YouTube vid with unskippable TikToks.
• Future AI wars = ad-blockers vs. ad-servers.
So buckle up, fam, the Ad-pocalypse isn’t coming. It’s buffering.
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