Ms.Rizzlerina saw it coming Hollywood’s having another identity crisis, and this time they’re dragging Basic Instinct into the influencer era. Yes darling, they’re rebooting the sultriest thriller of the ’90s for a TikTok-addled generation who think noir means filming in portrait mode.
🎬 Ms.Rizzlerina spills the reboot tea:
• Basic Instinct is back this time with ring lights and content calendars
• Sharon Stone’s icepick replaced with matcha and a monetized side-eye
• Iconic interrogation scene? Probably sponsored by Amazon
• From erotic tension to algorithmic retention Hollywood really said “SEO over sex appeal”
• Feels less thriller, more thirst trap
Let’s be real, rebooting an erotic classic in the age of cancel culture and clickbait is like replacing jazz with elevator music, it technically plays, but nobody’s feeling it. This isn’t cinema, it’s content. So before you press play, ask yourself: is it Basic Instinct or just basic?
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