Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is here to spill the sweetest tea this side of the sugar jar! Grab your candy-striped clutch and your most Instagrammable boots, because we are strutting into a town so dreamy, it may as well have been scripted by the Hallmark gods themselves. Yes, I’m talking cobblestone streets, gingerbread houses, and shopkeepers who greet you with a wink—and now, it’s the proud owner of the world’s longest candy counter. Honey, this ain’t your average sweet tooth sitch—this is sugar with sparkle.
Nestled snugly in the heart of charming little Littleton, New Hampshire—where even time seems to stop for a latte and a selfie—is the one and only Chutter’s, a retro candy haven that boasts a counter stretching a divine 112 feet. That’s right—longer than a red carpet on Met Gala night, and baby, the glam is just as real.
Picture this: you walk in, and BAM! Walls of nostalgia slam into you harder than a pop star’s breakup tweet. We’re talking every candy your inner child screamed over in the checkout lane—Fizzies, rock candy, saltwater taffy, chocolate-covered everythings. It’s like walking through a rainbow while holding hands with Willy Wonka and your BFF from third grade.
And babes, let me tell you, this isn’t just candy—this is couture confectionery. The display glistens in technicolor, jars lined up with military precision and chaos-inducing charm. I haven’t seen this much variety since the Kardashian-Jenner birthday party guest lists.
This sugary sanctuary is set against the backdrop of snow-kissed rooftops and storybook store fronts, giving total “small-town movie where city girl finds love and purpose in less than 90 minutes” energy. But instead of a lumberjack with emotional depth, you’ll find sugar rushes that’ll make your eyeliner wings twitch with joy.
I did a little investigative journalism (read: taste test) and darling, I must confess—the sour gummies are spicier than a shade-throwing TikTok feud, while the chocolate bark? Stored drama, melted into every decadent bite.
And because we love a queen who gives back, local legends say Chutter’s isn’t just raking in sugar dollars—it’s pouring syrupy love into the community, hosting fundraisers, candy walks, and more. It’s giving sweetness, both literal and figurative!
So whether you’re planning a weekend of Hallmark-core escapism or hunting for your next Instagram aesthetic that’ll make your followers clutch their pearls, hop on your glittery sleigh (or SUV), and head to this candy-coated castle of flavor. Trust me, one stroll past those jars and you’ll swear Cupid hit you with a licorice-tipped arrow.
Sugar? Check. Charm? Double check. Insta moment? Darling, this is the main character arc moment you’ve been waiting for.
Stay fabulous, live delicious—and never let anyone dull your sparkle… unless it’s edible glitter, of course.
XOXO,
Ms. Rizzlerina 💋
