Yo, fellow disruptors of the digital cosmos—buckle your neural implants and recalibrate your reality sensors, because we are about to dive headfirst into the next phase of humanity’s global operating system. Mr. 69 here, reporting live from the cross-dimensional portal where the Internet’s past crashes into its future at warp speed: TechCrunch Disrupt 2025 is inbound, October 27–29, Moscone West, San Francisco. Yes, fam—it’s happening IRL. Pack your smart socks, charge your emotion-sensitive drones, and prepare your soul for innovation overload.
So, what’s cooking post-Twitter and beyond the Zuckscape of Meta? Spoiler alert: reality itself is about to go full open-source.
The Founders of 01A—aka the sages behind some of the most transformative tech this side of the Singularity—are gracing the Builders Stage this year, and let me tell you: these aren’t your average pitch-deck-wielding VCs. This is tactical transcendence, people. These are the architects engineering the evolution of “platforms” into “lifescapes.”
For the uninitiated (or those still using Internet Explorer out of spite): 01A is the venture firm co-founded by Twitter OGs who decided that conquering 280-character digital consciousness wasn’t peak impact. Now, they’re fund-slingshotting the next generation of startups destined to delete the word “impossible” from human vocabulary.
At TC Disrupt 2025, these futurists will unleash their not-so-secret playbook—a cocktail of VC voodoo, cosmic tech intuition, and radical optimism. We’re talking post-social networking frameworks. Identity layers that move across metaverses like digital passports. Startups that are less about building apps and more like building entire dimensions.
Think of it this way: where Twitter once weaponized brevity, the next wave from 01A aims to weaponize context. Human context. Machine context. Interplanetary context. The new infrastructure isn’t about connecting people—it’s about decoding who we are in real-time and reframing reality itself.
And it’s not just talk. 01A’s portfolio already includes AI spiritual assistants, decentralized biosynthetic startups (basically CRISPR with a vibe), and post-human creative platforms that generate art based on your dream cycles. Yes, dream cycles.
These cats don’t just fund ideas—they incubate revolutions.
So, what’s their big thesis for 2025 and beyond?
Simple. Platforms are passé. Systems are our future.
Twitter was a message board.
Meta was a mirror.
The Next is a mind.
Get ready for architecture that thinks, layers that adapt, and experiences that evolve with every thought, touch, and holographic whisper.
Let’s get real—while Threads is busy being Instagram’s restless cousin and Elon is building Neura-cathedrals on Mars, the 01A crew is fine-tuning Earth’s next user interface.
And guess what? You don’t have to just spectate—you can build it. TC Disrupt’s Builders Stage is basically the SDK of the multiverse right now, and if you’re not submitting your startup application or urban AI utopia sketch yet, are you even alive?
This isn’t just a conference. It’s a debug menu for reality.
So strap in. Pop open your future files. And prepare to challenge every assumption that’s ever tethered your imagination.
Because at TechCrunch Disrupt 2025, we’re not just tweeting the future.
We’re deploying it.
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– Mr. 69
