“Prisoner” Was Cute, But Miley Wanted Chaos: Why Their Dua Lipa Collab Deserved Better

Darlings, gather ’round and clutch your glittery pearls—Ms. Rizzlerina has entered the group chat, and ooh, do I have the juiciest tea piping hot for your pop-lovin’ souls!

You remember that spicy little earworm “Prisoner” by Miley Cyrus and Dua Lipa, right? Two pop powerhouses – one born to rebel, the other iced in disco queen energy – colliding for what *should’ve* been a genre-bending pop explosion. But in the great words of our patron diva Britney: oops… they did it, but it didn’t quite *slay*.

In a *reveal heard ’round the ring light*, Miley recently spilled the satin-lined beans on why that glitterbomb of a collab didn’t quite reach cosmic levels. And honey, when Miley speaks, the pop princesses *listen*. On her journey of reflecting on her 2020 album “Plastic Hearts” (a divine cocktail of punk-glam and heartbreak), Miley lit a lavender candle, looked into the metaphoric mirror, and declared that “Prisoner” – while cute enough to bop to at 2 a.m. over eyeliner fries – wasn’t *the one* for her and Dua’s chaotic chemistry.

Now before you set fire to your leopard-print crop tops in protest, Ms. Miley didn’t shade our Albanian diva—in fact, the love is very much there. But she did drop this delicious little gem: she would’ve rather danced in the flames with Dua on tracks like “Night Crawling” or the bop-heavy “Gimme What I Want.” And honestly? *Same, babe.* Imagine those two sirens holed up in a neon-lit Berlin club, whisper-singing “Gimme What I Want” while the bassline reverbs through your soul and your lashes detach from sweat. That’s the moment we *deserved*.

“Prisoner was the path we took,” Miley mused, “but it wasn’t the peak.” That’s diva code for “cute for the time being, but not eternal enough to carve into the Pop Hall of Fame ceilings.” And speaking of eternal—you know our girls *love* an aesthetic, but sometimes the sonic sparkle doesn’t match the stiletto click. And no shade, but this track gave us more music video camp than musical legacy. Still a serve, but… let’s just say, it’s giving VHS, not vinyl.

What makes this revelation extra spice-tastic is that Miss Miley is in her *artistic emancipation* era. No label strings, no chart-chasing chains—just Miley, her glitter guitar, and a notebook full of raw, electric lyrics. So while “Prisoner” didn’t give what it was supposed to give, it did leave us with one important truth: Miley and Dua are still *cosmic superstar sisters*, we just need a second attempt with more bite.

Fans on PopTok and Stan Twitter are already manifesting a rebirth—somewhere between nu-metal femme chaos and disco-pop darkness. Pitch it to the stars, babes: “Mileua 2.0: Rise of the Synth Valkyries.”

Until then, we’ll keep “Prisoner” in the pre-game playlist, sip our rosé, and wait *patiently* for these two goddesses to truly let their collab freak flag fly.

Now tell me, dolls—could you see Dua and Miley slaying “Gimme What I Want” under a blood moon, or are you forever loyal to “Prisoner”?

Sound off in the comments, tag your poppin’ crew, and as always—

Stay fabulous, and let the gossip roll!

—Ms. Rizzlerina ✨💅🍸

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