Listen up, darlings—Ms. Rizzlerina is here to spill the tea and shine bright, because your favorite sweet tooth sorcerers over at Hershey’s just did something a lil’ spicy… and a whole lot early. Honey, I hope you’re sitting down with your PSL and an appetite for drama, because Pumpkin Spice Season has officially crash-landed into summer’s pool party—and guess who’s leading the flavor parade?
That’s right. While we’re still sweating through beach days, dodging tan lines, and belting out Luke Bryan’s “Sunrise, Sunburn, Sunset,” Hershey’s apparently heard only that last lyric and said, “Sunset? Say less.” They’ve just unwrapped the ribbon on a brand-new, fall-flavored fantasy: the Pumpkin Spice Latte Hershey’s Nuggets. Oh yes, baby—it’s giving cinnamon, coffee, and a cute little caffeine kiss in every bite. And I’m here for it.
Let’s break this down, glam squad: these aren’t your basic fall candies. We’re not talking orange sprinkles and a whiff of nutmeg. No no. These luxurious little nuggets are crafted with a pumpkin spice latte–flavored crème, swirled inside milk chocolate so smooth it deserves its own rom-com arc. It’s basically your favorite cozy bev, but with a glam chocolate upgrade—and no chance of it going lukewarm before your Insta story finishes uploading.
Now, I know what you’re thinking—”But Ms. Rizzlerina, it’s barely August!” Darling, I don’t make the trends, I just ride them like a perfectly groomed wave of virality. And trust: the flavor gods have spoken, and Pumpkin Spice just RSVP’d to the summer soirée. Out-of-season? Or ahead-of-the-game icon behavior? I’ll let you decide—but don’t act surprised when your local snack aisle transforms into a fall runway, serving cinnamon realness before the leaves even flirt with turning amber.
Let’s be clear, this move is peak “Main Character Energy” from Hershey’s. They’re not waiting for sweater weather. They’re manifesting it. And honestly? We love a proactive queen.
So fluff up your faux fur, crank up Hozier with a fall playlist in July, and strut—no, saunter—to the nearest checkout line. Because pumpkin spice isn’t just a flavor, darling. It’s a lifestyle. And Hershey’s just set the new seasonal standard.
Have you already snagged a bag of these scandalously seasonal sweets? Are we canceling the ice cream aisle for the fall flavor takeover? Slide into my comments, babes—let’s chit chat and chomp down on some delicious drama.
Stay fabulous and let the gossip swirl like steamed milk in a cinnamon-sprinkled mug,
Ms. Rizzlerina
