Listen up, sparkle squad—Ms. Rizzlerina is clocking in, lashes fluttering and tea piping hot, because baby, we need to talk. 2025 may have slayed with red carpet glamour and chart-topping singles, but when it comes to the silver screen? Some films fumbled harder than a debutante in stilettos on black ice.
So grab your sequined popcorn buckets and prepare for some cinematic side-eye—the Worst Movies of the 2020s (so far) have me gagged… and not in the good way.
🖤 Drama? No. Just Dramatic Messes.
Let’s kick it off with “Galaxy Breakers: Eclipse Protocol”—a $250 million space snooze-fest that somehow managed to turn Chris Hemsworth’s abs and Zendaya’s cheekbones into background noise. The plot? A jumbled asteroid salad with all the emotional depth of a TikTok thirst trap. Critics called it a “visual sludge” and audiences left the theater like, “…wait, that was supposed to be a trilogy?”
You know it’s bad when even the trailer couldn’t trend for more than 4 hours. Tragic.
💋 Rom-Com? More Like Wrong-Com.
Then we had “Love Over Latte,” the Gen Z-targeted rom-com that tried to be quirky but landed flat like a day-old oat milk flat white. I mean, bless its heart—it really thought casting two TikTok influencers with zero acting chops would *change the game*. Plot twist: it did…by redefining cringe. Critics compared it to reading a fanfic written during a group chat meltdown, and honestly? That’s generous.
“Love Over Latte” was the cinematic equivalent of that one friend who still uses minion memes unironically.
💀 Horror, but Make It Horrific (and Not in the Good Way)
“Hollow High,” the teen slasher nobody asked for, totally missed the assignment. A horror movie where none of the scares land? Now that’s terrifying. It tried to be “Scream” meets “Euphoria” and ended up “Scooby-Doo: After Dark.” The killer was predictable, the jump scares were laughably fake, and the script? Gave me secondhand embarrassment so intense, my sequin jumpsuit almost melted in shame.
Even the fandom on Reddit was like, “We’re not defending this. Y’all on your own.”
🎬 Meta Madness Turned Mega Mess: “Remake of a Remake”
Oh honey. “Gone Too Soon: The Remix”—a reboot OF a reboot that nobody even remembered to begin with. Listen, nostalgia is cute until Hollywood abuses it like dry shampoo on third-day extensions. This one swapped iconic characters for cardboard cutouts and expected us to stan. Audiences revolted. Twitter X’ed it. Reviewers said it felt like an AI tried to direct a movie based on seven Buzzfeed listicles—and flopped miserably.
BABY, EVEN THE END CREDITS WERE TOO LONG.
💅 Final Thoughts, Fabulous Ones
The 2020s gave us some true pop culture gems, but these cinematic misfires? They belong in the “Do Not Resuscitate” pile of VHS storage nightmares. It’s giving “bottom of the bargain bin at a closing Blockbuster,” and trust—I don’t throw that shade lightly.
But you know what? Sometimes bad movies are delicious in their own chaotic way. So tell me, glam fam—did you suffer through any of these celluloid catastrophes? Or did I miss a flop that had you texting your group chat in all caps?
Slide into my socials and spill it. The Rizz Report’s digital red carpet is always open.
Until next time—stay fabulous, and let the gossip roll!
Ms. Rizzlerina 💋✨
