Yo, it’s ya boy SlumDOGE, straight from ramen noodles to rocket-fuel wallets, and CleanCore just pulled the biggest YOLO flex since Elon tweeted “Doge to the moon.” $175 million, not into real estate, not into gold, but into a Dogecoin treasury. Imagine that boardroom pitch: “Forget inflation hedges, fam, let’s bet the balance sheet on a meme.” That’s not treasury management, it’s treasury stand-up comedy. Wall Street suits are modeling bond curves, and these guys are out here buying dips like it’s Black Friday at the Shiba Inu mall.
Corporate finance just got a Doge filter, and it’s iconic.
🚀 The Memeconomy Highlights:
• CleanCore dumps $175M into Dogecoin treasury.
• Fortune 500 moves meet Fortune 404 error energy.
• “Inflation hedge” = confused Shiba Inu with laser eyes.
• Wall Street: bonds & balance sheets. CleanCore: Reddit & vibes.
• Next board meeting: live from SpaceX Discord with Elon.
From corporate HQ to crypto jungle, the message is clear, if you’re not HODLing Doge, you’re holding back. Strap in, fam, we’re moonwalking to Mars.
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