Yo, it’s ya boy SlumDOGE Millionaire, live from the blockchain gutter where hope goes to die and memes moon for 15 minutes max. Today’s PSA? PUMP.fun just became PUMP.none. Devs ghosted the airdrop like your ex ghosted your emotional growth, and now bags are bleeding red like it’s Valentine’s Day in hell.
📉 Down 20%, vibes down 200%.
The founder’s playing hide-and-seek with the SEC.
And your “next DOGE” entry at $0.00369? Bro. That’s not a bag, that’s a scam souvenir.
This ain’t crypto anymore, it’s craptocurrency. One minute you’re dreaming of Lambos, next minute it’s ramen and Reddit threads titled “Is Hopium Addictive?” Bitconnect sees this rug and whispers, “legendary.”
So what now? Use your tokens as digital napkins. Or hang on, rebrand your portfolio as performance art. Either way, remember: if your coin has “fun” in the name, it’s you who’s the joke.
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