Yo it’s ya boy SlumDOGE, straight from the blockchain backstreets to the memecoin mayhem, and today, we’re pouring one out for every poor soul who thought buying YZY was their ticket to brunch with Ye and Musk. Kanye West’s memecoin just did the full Yeezus meltdown, down 81%, baby! That’s not a dip, that’s a nosedive into broke-ville. Over 50,000 traders left holding a bag heavier than Kim’s divorce lawyer fees, while a few sneaky wallets moonwalked out with the loot like they’re in a heist movie scored by Auto-Tune.
This wasn’t a rug pull, it was a full red carpet yank. And let’s be real, if your crypto investing strategy starts with “What would Kanye do?” you better be ready to lose faster than his Adidas collab.
💸 The Satirical Highlights:
• YZY coin nosedives 81% into broke-ville.
• 50,000 holders clutching bags heavier than Kim K’s case files.
• Sneaky whales exit stage left, Yeezus style
• Not a rug pull, this was a velvet carpet yank.
• Crypto lesson: memes ≠ math, merch ≠ money.
Stay sharp, fam, because in crypto, hype fades but the losses stay trending.
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