Class is in session, and your syllabus just got a dating app! Tinder’s back, and this time it’s targeting campus hearts with military-grade algorithmic thirst. Forget dorm mixers and awkward eye contact in Econ, now you can match, ghost, and spiral without ever leaving the quad. It’s not just swiping anymore, it’s a semester-long psych experiment with emojis and location services.
Welcome to higher education, brought to you by hot takes and heartbreaks per square mile.
📚 What just happened:
– Tinder rolls out college-specific features
– Match only within your campus bubble
– New “Dating Modes”: Flirt Mode, Chaos Mode, Regret Mode™
– UI slicker than your advisor’s availability
– Campus life now comes with in-app breakups
It’s not just dating, it’s dorm room drama, algorithmically optimized.
By senior year, you’ll have a love resume longer than your LinkedIn.
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