Apple just dropped the iPhone 17 and it’s so thin, if you turn it sideways, it basically ceases to exist. They’re calling it innovation, I’m calling it a magic trick. Sneeze near it, and boom, it folds into a parallel universe Apple hasn’t even announced yet. And don’t get me started on the new iPhone Air, because apparently, glass and metal weren’t fragile enough.
Oh, and redesigned AirPods? Translation: “They still fall out, but now they do it with style.” Apple isn’t selling phones anymore, they’re selling ghost accessories. At this rate, the iPhone 18 might just be a forehead tattoo with iCloud storage.
📱 Apple’s Future Flex
• iPhone 17: so thin it’s practically invisible
• Rumored iPhone Air, lighter than your excuses
• Redesigned AirPods: still slippery, now sleeker
• Innovation or vanishing act?
• Ghost gadgets for the stylishly haunted
• iPhone 18 = wearable rumor
Apple’s not chasing the future, they’re trying to erase it.
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